Poor Amber. If it makes you feel better, I will tell you that Pierre, a fat tux my mom used to have, would only barf if he was sitting on top of the VCR, which, of course, was on top of the TV, so it always cascaded down the front of the VCR, the TV, and onto the carpet below. He was also very careful to get the TV Guide, any tapes, and a remote or two if they happened to be on the TV, too. He did not do this just once, he did it REGULARLY!