Originally posted by RICHARD
and what is this "old man body" stuff???
No, no, Richard, you're waaaay to young to have an "old man body."

My dad is just like this too. Big gut (ok, sometimes not so big, but it does stick out front a ways) and no **s, or could also be described as big gut skinny hips.

My dad wears about a 32 waist but that's because he puts the waist down below his belly. Otherwise it would probably be well into the 50's or 60's. If you see him from behind, and check out his butt, you might think he's anorexic (sp?) or something...until he turns around that is. And Tubby is exactly like this. His middle section is nice and round, but his hips are really skinny and scrawny. It's funny to see, but it's hard to pick up if you don't know what I'm talking about, and I can't get a good pic of it. I've been trying.