Wow, You are such a beauty. and at the sametime you completely freak me out. I don't mean that to hurt your feelings but it's taking me a while to get used to you being a house pet.

I remember seeing some of your relatives hanging upside down off of big trees in Australia when I visited. They were all sleeping at the time and I thought were also black.

You are special, there's no denying that. I wonder what happens when your owner doesn't tell people about you and they come to visit. That must amuse you to no end.