Lacie is old, deaf and senile, so she would say, "Hello, President Muffin Man. Nice lampshade you're wearing. Let us go to the corner of the room and stare at the invisible purple ants."
Everyone else would say ... simultaneously, of course ... "Walk! Bone! Toy! Must baaaaaarrrrkkkkkk!!!! Play with me! Chase me! Pet me! Treat! Toy! Food! Must baaaaaarrrrkkkkkk!!!! People! Birds! Neighbor! Must baaaaaarrrrkkkkkk!!!! Walk! Toy! Treat! Must baaaaaarrrrkkkkkk!!!!" (Have I mentioned that terriers have ADHD?)
Except for Keito, who is above it all, and would say, "Puh-lease. Peasants."
"We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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