Dear Eddie -

My brother and I are still consulting on exactly how to wrap your present.
(Opposable thumbs would come in handy right now.)

The largest hurdle thus far is that neither one of us likes the way tape sticks to our fur.




Unfortunately, we might have to enlist THE NOSE to help us.
Nothing (aside from those killer chihuahuas, teacup poodles, and well... anything smaller than she) bothers her. She even eats her treats on the first try, whereas I make grandpaw purr-suade me to eat it.

If she is reluctant, I'm sure a good swift swat on the butt will help change her mind.
*mumbles*The big sissy!




My mom said I might get a b-a-t-h today. I asked her if I would like that and if it tasted like burstday cake. She promised me I'd love it. (Do you know if they have lie detector kits at PetSmart?) And it was either a good brushing or a b-a-t-h. Still hoping it is similar to burstday cake, I opted for the b-a-t-h.




Darling, I must go look for a tape substitute.



All my heart (and meeces!),
Kissiekat K'Cee



PS Please ignore the one slightly chewed, slightly drooled on mouse -- I couldn't resist!



PPS If Edwina said she'd box you up, what are you waiting for?!