Poor Keegan...

Don'cha jest *hate* it when stuff like dat happinz!?

Udder day Day dint "latch" wunna da kichin kabinet doorz;
an "we" found it!

Inna process of TWO Dawggie hedz trying ta squeeze into WUN kabinet;
my Bamdanna gots caught onna door knobby...
Guess we made quite da *rakit* inna kitchin -
lotta dawggie toe-nails skiddin onna leenolium...

Dad hollered - anna skiddin noizes got louder!
He wuzzint too *pleezed* when he found us -
Smoke *skreemed* like krazie - an HE wuzint stuck!
I quit *strugglin* an Dad got me un-stuck offa knobby...

Luckkie fur us da door dint get busted or nuffin;
an we onlee knocked ober a few kanz inna cubbard.
Whole event dint last long enuff fur Dad ta find da kamra box.

Dad wuld prolly jest *luv* ta snap a pix of sumpin like dat!

Been a while since we did a Garbich Kan Raid -
that alluz uzta get us a Butt Smack an we
kinda gave up doin dat...