I had to stay home and babysit while Ann had her girls' night out. Thought I should come throw another log on the fire, so the pipes don't freeze!

It snowed last night, guess I better shovel the steps, too.

Wow! I need to call in CSI, there is a strange circular splatter pattern on the floor! Ooooooh! Somebody put up a disco mirror ball and it looks like there is some kind of cloth twisted around its cable...and me with no ladder.

Is there any mop or floor cleaner here? And who put up the Mad poster of Alfred E. Newman? You guys!!!!!!!!