Sorry Donna....probably about 26 and married....you know I would hook you up if I could!
THAT is the story of my life!!!!

My theory is...

The best ones are either:

Married
Gay
Priests
Living out of state
Pushing baby carriages
Have pampers in their shopping carts,
Have baby seats in their cars
Crazy
Dead
Drug dealers

and on, and on, and on!!!!!