Darling K'Cee,

Oh my gosh! That is one of the most horrifying sight EVER!!!! May I suggest the "fluff, curl, and hiss?" Fluff your tail up as big as you can, curl your back into a menacing curve, and hissssss...getting cat spittle all over that leathery, oversized snout! That should do it!

Yours in cattiness,

Godmother Edwina

p.s. Do you prefer UPS or FedEx? I'll get Eddie boxed up for you.