I have one to the same tune as Amber's:

Up on the mantle
Hear my paws!
Off goes lil' Santa Clause-
Here go his reindeer and ceramic toys--
Figurines hitting the floor makes lots of noise!

Oh ho ho, down you go!
Oh ho ho, down you go!

Up on the mantle,
Hear my paws!
Down comes lil' Santa Clause!

(Thank you Max (RIP) for teaching us that nothing--no matter how high up it is placed--is safe! lol)