Spencer's Christmas Carol

My dad brought home a semi-feral.
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A trip to the vet & now he's sterile.
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He's so cute he makes me choke-
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Just wait til I get him by the throat!
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Orange and white, he looks like me.
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But a dork, he'll always be.
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You should know, I'm top cat!
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Mess with me I'll knock you flat!
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Ernie you're a big ol' bore,
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Wish Dad'd take you back to the store!
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Just for that, I'll have you know...
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Dad's no longer allowed at the Hoooommmmeeee Deeepoooooottttt!!
(Says me, Spencer the Lion *THE* top cat!)