Sorry, no limericks, but for some reason Logan's comment about "y'all" reminded me.....

Even tho my dad was in the Air Force, we had always lived in the south, in fact mostly in Texas. Plus my mom's family was all from Mississippi and Louisiana. My dad was from New Jersey, but we loved him anyway, and we never met his family, so we had no yankee influence in our language. Anyway, my dad was being transferred to Missouri, and all our friends and family warned us not to say "y'all" because all the yankees would laugh at us. So I adopted the "you guys". After a few months paling around with my new friends, I overheard one girl say to the other "Why does she always say 'you guys'? We're not guys!" From that day on I've always talked like I want, without regard to what anyone else thought!

Cougie - you might also see ROFL which means "Rolling on Floor Laughing" or ROTFL which is "Rolling on the Floor Laughing".

Thanks for letting me go off subject there!