Hi dis iz Ozee. I um a perfuct littul boy all da time!!
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OK no I iz not...I luv to chew on thingz I aint 'spose to! Mama yellz at me, and tells mee 'NO' but I juz wag my tale n trie to look kute. I chewed up lotsa shtuffz! Like my favurite waz da carpet n then i tore out da carpet paddings and left it all over da houze. Also, I chooed up da intennaz on both da fonez, n lotz of pairs of undiez! But i am gettin better becauz of dose obedianse classes.

Darlin here! I am not that bad. I can SPELL too, unlike Oz-monster over there. I think it's funny when he gets yelled at, because I never chew on things I'm not suppose to. I did as a puppy, but I'm over it and am a good girl. I get extra treats too!