Oh, my precious fur-darling Olivia..I'm back! What a day my love. Firstly, may I be frank? Seems I've suffered an upset tum-tum the past few days. Well, the other night while mom was taking the long nap, I had the worst case of the dia-poopies. As you know my love, I AM a fluffy wonder. When mommy arose, she found that I had left little messy poopy prints EVERYWHERE I had planted my precious backend And Olivia, while I love to splish and splash in the sink and shower occasionally at my leisure, a total dunking was not what I would have preferred to remedy the matter. Mom thought differently however, so off to the fur parlor I went in my porta-prison this afternoon. Mom was not witness to the trauma. I was soaped and hosed and dunked and brushed and dried and fluffed to perfection. I took it like the manly beast I am and didn't lift a paw in protest. And Livvy, the lady even took the buzzers to my buttsky and off went my pantaloons!! But, if I do say so myself, my furry bundle of perfection, I do smell devine. If only you were here to breathe in deeply my seductive scent!! I have taken to my bed for a snooze and a little telly, as the ordeal was rather tiring. I will doze away the hours, dreaming of you meowing my name, until the hour we speak again. Is it too much to hope that we may speak this weekend? The thought of a day absent your dulcet tones is almost more than I can bear. Till I hear from you again, stay safe my darling Livvy, my sparkling Jewel-iette. I am sending you bushels of sweet ears nibbles, neck bites and paw cuddles to comfort you this night. Love, your knight in furry armor, your Romeo, your devoted servant Ooooliiiiiiver!

[ December 14, 2001: Message edited by: tatsxxx11 ]