Thursdays #40 - Hard Day's Night

[RICHARD]

IT'S FREE FOR ALL DAY TODAY.....It IS the day from hell....


lol, my old boss used to say...I'm on the treadmill from hell.....

I'm going to mix up a batch of BMs and Beetlejuice and pour them into coolers-just pour your own!


Put some nickles in the juke box.....you know-background music.....things will settle down....sorry about not being able to take individual orders......




DONE!

[Edwina's Secretary]

An early Beatles fan...I recently bought a cd with most of my favorites. Kind of Rubber Soulish. How times change and we think all the bad stuff happens now????

Listen to these lyrics....

"You better run little girl as fast as you can, if I find you with another man that's the end. I'd rather see you dead, little girl, than to see you with another man." etc. etc.!!

[slick]

Originally posted by amoore
Slick, I was missing you! I need some of your good humour! I was afraid you would not make it in here! You ever feel sad and don't know why? I'm having one of those days.

I could use a coffee again.

Quite honestly, I have had many of those days and I've always put it down to the big "M". Here, sit by the fire and relax. What can I get you??

Sara: nice to see you here. I'm surprised the "E's" have let you come out to play today What will it be??

I know Richard's busy and I don't see Catland so I'll try my best to keep up.

[mahayana]

Hey guys! With all this wedding talk I better play

"When I get older...losing my hair...many years from now, will you still be sending me a valentine...birthday greetings, bottle of wine?

"If I've been out till quarter to three...would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me...when I'm 64?"

Do we have fish and chips, and a pint of ale today?

Ah yes, John was just a jealous guy...I think the first jealous song was "No reply"( I know where you been...with another guy in my place), then there was "I'm Looking Through You" (I thought I knew you...what did I know?).

[dukedogsmom]

It's been hellacious here today too! And I know why....that blasted full moom It was pretty this morning but I was cursing it because I knew what I was in for. It makes people crazy. Never believed that until I started dispatch. Now I know it's a fact. 30 more minutes and I'm out of this place! So, have me a strong one waiting.....I'll need it.
Richard: I can sure sympathise
Captain: They were talking about your stars earlier and I saw one on my table by my tv chair. Too funny.

[Corinna]

Hopefully the best man doesn't do what ours did. slapped a KICK ME sigh on hubbys back as he congratulations. in front of every one there at the alter. His mom totally frecked out my just giggled.
So glad the E's let you out today.

[slick]

Sorry again people, looks like my day is shaping up to be like Richard's. Can't seem to get any play time organized. I have not heard any good jokes lately at all. It's been very quiet.

You could always visit the Joke Thread tho......

Where is Mario???? He's not in his usual sleeping spot.

[Edwina's Secretary]

My contribution.....

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one
letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's (2003) winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of
breaking down in the near future.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house,which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who
doesn'! t get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious
bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

The Es are calling me (or is that the red wine!)

[trayi52]

Whoa, I know what happened to me now!! This one:

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

And I wanted to come back as somebody entirely different!!

Drink, need drink, now.

Mario is, well I don't know where he is now..

Sorry Slick, you day is so rotten. Just ask yourself can it get any worse? No, no on second thought don't ask. That seems to tempt fate too much!! So for heavens sake don't ask yourself that question.

[slick]

Well I'm home now and feeling much better. Looks like a fairly quiet time here tonite.

I think I'll just slip behind the bar and have me a few. If I fall down, someone can wake me up in the morning

Sara: Reintarnation LOL LOL Thanks for the laugh.

[Corinna]

Letts see seems like slick is a sleep under the bar (again) I'll just cover her with a blanket and get a soda and leave (turns Out the lights) (whispers) nighty nite all

[gini]

Just thought I would take a peek in the bar and see what is going on.........ooopps - guess it is closed. But there is some snoring going on behind the bar..........hmmm, I really don't need to know who it is.

Mario, turn off the television - it is late - and past your bedtime.
Here is a beer - now go to bed.

Think I will just sit here by the dying embers in the fireplace. It has to be the best part of the entire day - really peaceful.

Thanks everyone.........and goodnight.....sleep tight!

[lbaker]

Come on Slick, up and at 'em... 9 more days until these two hot Leo ladies knock Seattle on it's butt! RRROOOWWWL How's about a HOT bloody, I'll heat up the juice before adding the vodka and serve in a huge steamy coffee mug Poor Mario, asleep in the peanut bowl again with cherry juice all over his sleepy little face. Here you go sweet-pea, let me wipe your drool off. sheesh... once a mom always a mom French toast with REAL maple syrup and sausage started on the grill.

[dukedogsmom]

Real maple syrup.......now that sounds good! We can all do the Friday chant today! Yippeeee! It's Friday and payday. Good morning all. And, our state fair has started so I'm going there on Monday. Hopefully to see lots of horse exhibits. They don't have the schedule for Monday listed yet. If you want to browse, it's www.floridastatefair.com They are celebrating 100 years this time around.

[slick]

OK, I'm awake......why is my neck so sore???? I must have been sleeping on it the wrong way. Note to self: don't fall asleep behind the bar ever again. Thanks for covering me up Corinna. Boy that last one I made really hit me.......**smuck**

Laurie: just counting the days. How will we recognize each other?? Should a hold up a sign like they do in the airport??? Maybe I should just make an announcement in the hotel lobby:
"Attention, all those participants of the Pet Talk Anonymous group meeting please report to the bar immediately!"

DDD State fair sound like fun. Make sure to take pictures.

Today should be an easier day for me. Fridays is usually pretty quiet around the office and I should be able to have mroe time for playing...shhhhh don't tell the boss.

Let's see, first I take a double BM (gee it's only 7:15am here
) and some french toast and sausage. It will ruin my diet, but what the heck. Breakfast is supposed to be the most important meal of the day.

Richard, I sure your day will be better than yesterday. Check in when yoiu can. We miss you.

God, I'm starting to live for Thurdays