Whoa, I know what happened to me now!! This one:

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

And I wanted to come back as somebody entirely different!!

Drink, need drink, now.

Mario is, well I don't know where he is now..

Sorry Slick, you day is so rotten. Just ask yourself can it get any worse? No, no on second thought don't ask. That seems to tempt fate too much!! So for heavens sake don't ask yourself that question.