Originally posted by Miss Meow
We were just walking over to the next building for a co-worker's farewell, and I slipped down the stairs, hurting my toe, back, shoulder and wrist (and ego). Someone in the crowd helped me up (why do these things only happen in public?). I then realised that my knee-length skirt has a split up the back right to my bottom and I won't be going anywhere looking like that ...

Now everyone is out having fun and I'm trying to sew my skirt while wearing bicycle shorts and everything is starting to hurt where I fell, but I can't cry because it's the Captain's rounds today and he's coming to inspect our building soon ... I hate today.
Janet Jackson had no problem showing off her boob, so......

If you have a biker's bum then just toss the skirt over the shorts and start a new fashion craze!

I am sorry you fell and I hope you feel better..
My back was out late last week and I am just starting to feel better......could it be the gravity from the South Pole???