A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend playing
golf with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he
was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged
for nearly two hours with a tirade for his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said
to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me
for two or three days?" To which the husband
replied: "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday
went by and he didn't see his wife. Wednesday came
and went with the same results. Finally on Thursday
the swelling went down just enough where he could
see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.