1. People who talk on cell phones in public places, like restaurants, doctor's waiting rooms and the checkout line of a grocery store, and feel the have to SHOUT into the phone, talking about three times as loud as everyone else in the area. And of course, they can't make it a short conversation, oh no ... they have to discuss the entire latest Jerry Springer show in minute detail for fifteen minutes.

2. People who drive giant, gas-guzzling SUV's that never seen any rougher terrain than the Walmart parking lot, and then are so clueless as to plaster the bumper of the 12 mpg beast with bumper stickers saying, "Keep the Earth Green!" or "No War for Oil!" Hello.

3. People who do not control their children in public places, allowing them to scream, spit, throw fits, lean over the back of the booth in a restaurant where you are sitting, etc. Take it home.

4. People are are practically deaf, and still use the telephone. They call to make an appointment at my business, and cannot hear a single word I say. I SHOUT as loud as I can, and they just keep saying, "What?" Then, of course, it is MY fault that they can't hear, and they are angry with me. Just have someone that can hear call, please.

5. People that are very overweight who dress like Brittany Spears. Honestly, do these people think that is attractive? Do they not have mirrors at home? I saw a women in KFC the other day, she had to be at least 30 years old and at LEAST 300 pounds, I'm not kidding. And what was she wearing ... low rise, skin tight pants with her underwear showing, and a tiny, tight shirt ... with a giant, HUGE roll of stomach and hip fat squished in between. Oh, my.