Originally posted by catland
Slick - let me guess, there 's something wrong with your eyes and you can't see going into work today?
Ummm....yea....yea yea......that's right......I can't see at all and my car's headlights won't work. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Actually this is the first sick day I've taken for about 3 yrs.

A story: when I was about 14 or 15 my girlfriend and I used to spend hours going through all the shopping catalogues (Sears, Eatons, etc) and looking at the males modelling underwear. I cut out the head of one cute guy and wrote "Todd" on it and put it in my wallet. Not quite sure what I was trying to accomplish since "Todd" looked to be about 30 but just the same I felt special

Another Toddy please...this nose just won't stop running. That reminds me of that pickup line...

Excuse me but you must be awfully tired because you've been running through my mind all day...