Mario has been a good boy! He hasn't tried to take the shingles off the top not even once! Must be all that chocolate, he really loves chocolate.

I think I need something very strong to drink today, I would like to pass out if at all possible! Hammers are optional!

My car is wrecked, my son wrecked it, his fault and I can't fix it.
I tried to get Geico to insure my horse this morning, and they said they didn't insure horses. I asked them if I got a wagon for her to pull if they would, they laughed at me!! I was serious!

Oh well looks like I'm back on my feet again!

Richard, something strong please. Suggest something!