Ritz would like to invite all comers to the "Faux Paws Event", which is cat-talk for fake-mouse shuffleboard. Prizes include free membership in Ritzy's fan club and an autographed copy of her "Good MOusekeeping" cover picture. Bring your own favorite faux-fur mousie, or rent one for a nominal fee of one headbumpie.

Ritz is toying with the notion of opening a kissing booth, but isn't sure it is legal on the high seas. ......I think it is a ploy to get Jupiter to come and give her a big wet smoochie! Ritzy's kind of ga ga over Jupies occasional "psycho eyes", cuz Ritzy gets them too! All proceeds would go to the "kats without kibble" foundation to feed hungry and homeless felines.

Her highness raised a little concern that meowmie hadn't thought of. I am breaking the "prima donna" protocol by sharing this, but Ms Ritz will occasionally gulp her food a little too fast and horf it back up again....this only happens about once a month....but...well, it could be embarrassing. Will the ship's staff be willing to go on horf patrol? I'm sure she will do her best to discreetly hang her head over the deck to avoid the cleanup, but just in case. After all, it would just not do for a rumor to get around that our plushy cover girl suffered from an eating disorder!