Thursday #38 - Monkey Party

[trayi52]

Wow, TP! I know exactly what they mean by that! I really like the power surge name better than hot flashes! Makes me feel all powerful!!!!

[lovemyshiba]

In honor of Mario:

www.google.com

[luckies4me]

Finally I am here. Good morning! Aww, what a lovely day. I think I will have a cup of coffee as well as some yummy banana bread with nuts!

[trayi52]

That even looks like Mario, he is going to get a kick out of that!

Hey Mario, wake up and look! He is still snuggled up to Kiaa, can't seem to get them two to wake up! They must have had some beers last night and just got all comfortable together!!

Willie

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Kiia

I'll have a large chocolate mocha with a dollop of whipping cream on top, pleeeease. Oh-oh and a chocolate wafer cookie to be used as a stir stick.

Large Choco Mocha...W/cream and choco wafer...
DONE!

lol, I'm gettting good at this.

LB, Kahlua and cafe!!

DONE!

Slick,

V8 and the TV guide....

I can't stand that Cowell Twerp.

DONE!

T&P,
NO NUTS with your bread???

Are you eating alone?



DONE!

LMS,

Coffee,

DONE!

Gini,

If news is ALWAYS BREAKING, why has no one fixed it?

L4M,

Coffee and bread, DONE!

[Corinna]

good morning all ! Sorry I'm late but lots of family crap going on. (i will be so glad to get my computer this thigng of hubbys is a joke) don't know how long I'll be able to stand it keyboard is down below my waist.
Happy Chinese new year to all and Mario ! I'll just have a glass of juice today I made a decision to be able to wear my wedding dress to my daughters wedding. ( its a simple unbleached muslin country style) so I have till July to lose 35 lbs.

[lbaker]

T&P's Mom, I never use just-bought bananas, always wait until they get REAL ripe and freezing them works beautifully! Lunch time now, I'll have a DOTD please Mr Bartender.

Q: What's black & dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A monkey with a machine gun
(is Mario still asleep, don't let him read this next one.
Q: What do you get when you put an experimentl monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces. OK OK BIG GROAN

[catland]

Hi everyone - wow, Mario must be really full of bananas right now, he's so well behaved.

Richard - how 'bout something warm, with caffiene - any recommendations?

[lovemyshiba]

lol, look at this page I found:

http://www.monkeymania.co.uk/monkeyjokes1.htm

I hope none of them offend Mario!!!

**if swearing disturbs you, don't click on this page**

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Corinna

Happy Chinese new year to all and Mario ! I'll just have a glass of juice today I made a decision to be able to wear my wedding dress to my daughters wedding. ( its a simple unbleached muslin country style) so I have till July to lose 35 lbs.

Hung Fat Boy......

Hung Fat Choy??

Happy New Year.....


Juice for you!

DONE!


Laurie...

Rhesus Pieces.....My turn to spit on the monitor....

DOTD......DONE

Catland,

How's about a Kahlua and coffee?

I'll put the shot on the side, should you desire the coffee straight....

DONE!


I am in the foulest mood right now.....hanging around with you guys makes me feel better.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by trayi52
Dogz, first explain to me what a 'monkey on a stick' is!! Then I'll consisder it

Willie

I'm not dogz, but a monkey on a stick is a banana that's frozen and stuck on a popcicle stick then dipped in chocolate and rolled in nuts.

Lunch time here. I'm for a taco salad and a cherry vanilla coke. Oh, and 4 catnip teas for the kids. They've been fairly good this week and need a treat too.

[gini]

O.K. everyone - we just have to make Richard laugh.

Think of how many times he has cheered us up on a day we were feeling rotten ----

and no, that doesn't mean we fling Mario's poop at him either.

[trayi52]

Don't worry about Mario getting offended, he just laughs at all this stuff. He is just happy to be remembered on Chinese New Year!

Why is Richard feeling bad??? What can we do to make you happy Richard?

I will try one of the Monkey on the sticks then!!

And I am ready to start celebrating Chinese New years. So happy Chinese new years to everybody!!

I would like a Hot Buttered Rum!! And more of the banana bread!

Has anybody seen amoore?? Where is she?? I miss her.

I think we need to send out a search party for her and Mahayana!! They have gone missing from Pet Talk.

Slick, have you seen amoore??

Willie

[slick]

Originally posted by RICHARD
I am in the foulest mood right now.....hanging around with you guys makes me feel better.

Richard, please don't hang yourself!!!!!

But then again, you are allowed to hang from the rafters with Mario

Just think of all the fun we are going to have at the BBQ and remember that it's Thursday and there's only 1 more day to get through until the weekend.

Willie: I've not seen either of them.

[lbaker]

Q:What do you call a gay monkey?
A: A chimp-pansy

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers

In honor of the day I think I'll slip back into the kitchen and start on some Chinese appitizers. I'll start with fried dumplings (one of the easier ones) and some beef/chutney samosas (they are like little meaty spicy balls wrapped in wonton dough then fried) but will take suggestions. OH OH Pot Stickers and last but not least A PU PU TRAY OR SIX

Hey, who's in charge of the Dragon Dance