T&P's Mom, I never use just-bought bananas, always wait until they get REAL ripe and freezing them works beautifully! Lunch time now, I'll have a DOTD please Mr Bartender.

Q: What's black & dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A monkey with a machine gun
(is Mario still asleep, don't let him read this next one.
Q: What do you get when you put an experimentl monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces. OK OK BIG GROAN