> >A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
> >
> >He puts the alligator up on the bar.
> >
> >He turns to the astonished patrons.
> >
> >"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
> >genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
> >He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
drink."
> >
> >The crowd murmured their approval.
> >
> >The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
privates in the alligator's open mouth.
> >
> >The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
> >
> >After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator
> >hard on the top of its head.
> >
> >The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as
> >promised.
> >
> >The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
> >
> >The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try."
> >
> >A hush fell over the crowd.
> >
> >After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
> >
> >A blonde woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but don't hit me so hard on
> >the head with the beer bottle!"