Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.......what can I do with you??????

You get out of your bed to close the door for him, he tells you that your bed isn't good enough for him and there is no way he would lower himself to sleep with the likes of humans. He tells you it is up to him to decide when and where he chooses to sleep - an armchair ( of the most dominant human!!!) - but never where you want him to or where you tell him .....

I love you, I have great respect for your dogs......can I help you?????

Ummm....errrrr.....how do I say this?.......Ummmmm......