Definitely, definitely, definitely...... NOT ready.....LOL

Although c'mon:

NIGHT TEST
Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8-12 pounds of sand.
Soak it thoroughly in water.
At 3:00p.m. begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00p.m.
Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00p.m.
Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a
dozen more and sing these too until 4:00a.m.
Set alarm for 5:00a.m. Get up and make breakfast.
Keep this up for 5 years.
Look cheerful.
Kids can be trained to sleep through the night, just like dogs can. LOL