I like the readers' poll on the NFL web site:

It's fourth down with 26 yards to go. Which of these quarterbacks would you most want to make the play?
Tom Brady
Jake Delhomme
Peyton Manning
Donovan McNabb


It's what down? I know what a yard is Quarterback - where's the rest of his back? Making a play - oooooh, rude!

Better read those rules again