Originally posted by DogLover9501
I do not need to be dominant over the vacuum cleaner.


I will not throw myself against the windshield trying to chase the big truck in front of us.

I will not stand in the corner between a half-open door and the wall whining to be let out.
This is Leo


Originally posted by DogLover9501
I will not crowd my human in bed.


I will stop playing dead when lying in the middle of the bed and will move when Mom and Dad want in.
...and Penny Lane