This May Be the Best Blonde joke ever..
> A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
> rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to
> the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
>
> Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
> buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some
> more.
>
> "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
>
> "But I always buy it here," says the blonde
>
> "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist.
>
> "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
>
> She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
> looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of
> underarm deodorant"
>
> Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud
> from the container....."TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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