> A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
> rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to
> the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
>
> Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
> buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some
> more.
>
> "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
>
> "But I always buy it here," says the blonde
>
> "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist.
>
> "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
>
> She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
> looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of
> underarm deodorant"
>
> Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud
> from the container....."TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."