Here are some new buzz words of the day:

malternatives:

Any of the "alternative malt beverages" that have exploded onto the alcoholic beverage scene. Includes "hard" lemonades, fruit coolers and most drinks that have the word "Ice" tacked onto their name. Also known as alcohol pops or "alcopops."

Mensa-pause:

A hot flash caused by deep, profound thinking. "I had a Mensa-pause during today's math test."

And with that being my final word of the night, I'm going home. Be good and don't forget to turn out lights and blow out the candles.