What are your cats pecuralities?

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This will be long so I will do only a couple
Jez. Maine Coon
~ It is her job to swat all kittens when they are introduced to the house and let out to meet all the others.
~ It is her job to swat any cat that walks past her.
~ It is her job to sleep on top of me with her wiskers tickling my face
~ It is her job to sleep on top of the bathroom door.
~ It is her that got me into Maine Coons.

Weezie Maine Coon
~ It is her job to sit in my lap every morning while I have my coffee.
~It is her job to greet all people who come into the house.
~It is her job to sniff everyones face who comes into the house
~It is her job to play cute and have everyone fall in love with her.

Dixie Ragdoll
~ It is her job to push any cat that is getting combed out of my lap so I can comb her.
~ It is her job to try and get Weezie out of my lap in the morning so she can lay there.
~ It is her job to go under the covers and sleep with me.
~ It is her job to to think she is queen and should be worship (by everybody and all the cats.)
Stella
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