My dad and I used a code word to describe poop not-in-the-litterbox, so as not to upset my grandpa when he was living with us.
We were often left "presents" by Napoleon when he was in a bad mood. He also did "the big yellow naughty" to mark his territory even though he was fixed. Alex goes to the groomer to get his fur stolen. And they play dish hockey (scooting the food dish all over the kitchen with their nose) to get the last morsel of wet food.