Yes! Finally! someone with a whacky sense of humour- just like me! Howdy!

I got a word- when Merlin got neutered, I told everyone he was getting his "goolies" cut off! And another regarding pressies in the littler tray- piddle(urine) & poolie Faeces)!

Dogs are not dogs to our cats, no, they are "wowies!" They have always been introduced as such!