Hey did you hear about what they found out about Mars???

Top Ten Things We Learned From The Mars Rover

10. Contrary to earlier findings, Mars only about a mile from Earth.

9. NASA's Mars footage looks suspiciously similar to Atari's Asteroids.

8. So far, no sign of Mork.

7. Thought I saw Paris Hilton having sex with a Martian.

6. We could've taken a photo of Death Valley and saved 400-million dollars.

5. The Mars invasion force is already on its way and there's not a damn thing we can do about it.

4. It's much more Mars-y than we even imagined.

3. Whole "red planet" thing just a marketing ploy by Cherry 7-Up.

2. Kucinich's popularity rating on Mars is the same as on Earth.

1. Osama ain't there either.