I'm elated to hear that Ernie's back, safe and sound with the Freemans...so much for my fantasy that a hunky Baywatch lifeguard would find him gallivanting in the beaches of Malibu!

BTW, Spencer, would you happen to have the words to "Felis catus", Data's poem dedicated to Spot? I've heard of it before but never saw the full text. Thanks in advance.