I heard this joke from a friend.It's really funny.

An elementary school teacher was receiving gifts from her students at the end of the year.One student whose father owned a butcher shop came up and gave her his package.The teacher shook it and asked,"Is it beef jerkey?"
"Yea, how'd you know?",said the kid.
"Lucky guess",the teacher answered.
The next kid, wYea, how'd you know?",said the kid.hose father owned a candy store, handed the teacher a package.She shook it and said,"I bet it's candy."
"Yea how'd you know?
Lucky guess",the teacher answered.
Another kid, whose father owned a liquor store, gave the teacher a package.She shook the package, and a few drops fell out,so she tasted them.
"Is it wine?", the teacher said.
"Nope",said the kid,so the teacher let a few more drops of the package from the liquor store fall on her finger so she could taste it again.

"How about champagne?"said the teacher.
"No"
"Well what is it?"
The kid answered,"It's a puppy!"