AFTER YEARS OF TORMENT, BUNGEE MOUSE DEFEATED BY THELMA

Yes, kitties everywhere, the intrepid and persistant Thelma has finally defeated the monster that for years has tormented her from the guest room door knob. The victorious feline has been playing with the remains of the monster, and should be congratulated by all kitties who have similar monsters in their homes.

This reporter hopes Thelma might be persuaded, at some near date, to answer questions from other kitty warriors about how, exactly, she defeated such a notorious beast.

Thelma?