I am the same way about these salesmen, the last time one come to my house, we had this huge hog running in our yard, I just stood at the window lmao, because this really huge pig is chasing the guy back to his truck, very funny sight. This was one big pig too, my daughter and her cousin could ride that pig and did.

My daughter loves telemarketers, she ask them what they are wearing, and well you name it she tells them everything to be thought of. Or we just tell them to hang on and then make a lot of noise and when you go back they are gone.