Originally posted by gini
12 step program - well Richard, here is how I see it.

Step One: Go to the Bar
Step Two: Enter Bar
Step Three: Greet everyone
Step Four: Order a drink
Step Five: Take drink and sit down by the fireplace
Step Six: Wipe up spilled drink
Step Seven: Go the the bar and order another drink
Step Eight: Sip half the drink before walking over to chair so you don't spill it.
Step Nine: Take empty glass up to bar and get another one
Step Ten: Stagger back to chair
Step Eleven: Fall off chair
Step Twelve: Wake up in the Lost and Found.

Now that's my kind of 12-step program.

Corinna: sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. What a great neighbour you are to pitch in like that. Good on you.

Zippy: how come you are falling asleep??? Working too hard??

Tray: Order anything you like and Richard will put it on my tab. Happy Birthday!

Speaking of which, enclosed is a cheque for $13,765.43 that will pay off my tab for the year. Gee, did I really buy that many rounds??