Well, the funniest thing my friend's dog ever did was to run off with whatever you were carrying! She would wait by the door and the next person who came through got their things swiped! Once my friend's Mum was carrying a bottle of perfume and the Lab ran off with it! Poor Lila smelled like Chanel for weeks and she hated the smell. She even consented to three baths, one a day, for three days just to get rid of the 'awful' smell!