Dad's telled us dis wun a few tymes...

Looonng ago...

Der wuz Three FurKids livin atta Ranch...
Casey, Furst Shepherd;
Arrow, da part tyme Guard Dog; an
Fred, Furst Kat...

Allua FurKidz had learned how to *open* their own prezintz -
wiffa Klawz an Tooferz.
Dad alluz put a biskit or kat treet inside da tissue papur -
ta keep da Kid innerested inna UN-wrappin thing...

Allua "peepil" prezints unner da Tree on Chrissmis Eve;
FurKid prezintz inna klozit fur safe-keepin till mornin...

OFF ta BigBed - awaitin Sandy Klawz...
...Chrissmis Mornin...

OMG! -

EBERY Prezint dat HAD been unner da Tree wuz scattered round
da livin room ~ KomPLETELEE UN-Wrapped!!
Papur, Ribbinz, an box lidz EBBERYwhere!

Da Hoominz did sum FAST re-rappin of da relativez stuff...
an Ebberbuddie had a *Gud Laff* when they found da
Toofie Markz on a few thingz...

Anna Three FurKidz still got ta open Their Giftz!

Merrie Chrissmis!!