Here's a Christmas funny...
I HATE waiting to GIVE gifts.... I find more fun in giving than getting. My sis is the opposite... she can't wait to open them.
A week or so ago, I told my sis that for $5.00 she could open one of her presents. "Why do I have to give you $5?" My response, "Well, someone has to help pay for it!" So she goes and gets the $5 and I point to a present. She digs it out from underneath the tree and then takes off.
Next Day:
Mom, Sis, and I are sitting around the table talking. I asked sis if she opened her present. "Yes and thank you!"
"What'd ya get?" asked Mom.
"The Now 14 cd." Mom gets a puzzled look on her face, turns to me and asks, "Was I with you when you got that?" I smiled and nodded my head 'yes.'
Sis giggles, "Did you get me the same one?"
"I'm not sure.... I think... I think I did!" ... silence... "HEY! *I* bought that cd, didn't I?"
"Yup! I didn't say she could open one of mine, I just said she could open one."
"TONYA! You just scammed your sis out of her five dollars!"
Then Sis ever so lovingly adds, "Don't worry mom, I used the lunch money you gave me!"
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What part of TX are you flying to, Catland?
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