Dear Eddie,

Yes, but the indignity of wearing people clothes goes on indefinitely, while baths are mercifully short. There is one good thing about baths, you know, though it kills me to admit it. I figured out that I can really milk the pitiful-wet-cat thing! We're talking hours and hours of snuggles and yummy treats. I'd recommend it if it weren't so darn . . . bathy!

Rizzo