I'll let you borrow one of my grandkids, Kelby would be perfect, he is a little redhead with freckles, tell him what to do and say to them when they hand him the paper, and he will do it. He is only 9 years old, but he can take down a grown person, I know because I have been in wrestling matchs with him, he is like a little monkey, you would think he had a tail, when he latches on you cannot for the life of you, shake that little fellow off. Say something against him mother, double trouble. Just step back, because "oops, big no no with him".