Thursdays #33

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by catland
I have the courage to jump up on Santa's lap. (just please don't tell my husband about this).

Santa - I'd like:

A Malibu Barbie
a plane ticket to Gini's next summer,
world peace,
and a new job.

Oh that's real nice......

Pummel Santa because your wife sat on his lap!!!



I thought it was the season of peace, not, 'You want a piece of me???'



DONE!


Dogz,

DONE!

[amoore]

Hey where is Richard? I need a brandy.

Wow, there is Santa! Santa! Amoore hops on to Santa's knees I have been a real good girl! Can i have a Harley-Davidson Barbie, a Mulder & Skully Barbie set, and Cyber-Barbie?

Does a brand new computer come with that last one? I hope so!

Santa, did you know you look like Ted Danson?

[trayi52]

Gee Ann, you know you want the real Mulder, not a doll! Better watch out, Santa maybe Ted Danson. Check and see if he's bald.

I just need something very strong to drink, and Dogz could you help me get this plunger off my head??

Tray

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by amoore
Hey where is Richard? I need a brandy.

Wow, there is Santa! Santa! Amoore hops on to Santa's knees I have been a real good girl! Can i have a Harley-Davidson Barbie, a Mulder & Skully Barbie set, and Cyber-Barbie?

Does a brand new computer come with that last one? I hope so!

Santa, did you know you look like Ted Danson?

HOHOHO...

Let Santa get you a drink.....


HO HO- TED DANSON????

DONE!


ted danson???

HO HO HO...

I was going to bring Zip a good grade, but she got it on her own....


little ingrate......I mean, GOOD JOB!!!! HO HO HO!!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by gini

Look, Richard is storing boxes under the pool table now. Guess we can't hide there anymore!

ahem-

those are presents......and it's supposed to be a secret, O.K.?


oops, I mean HO HO HO....

[moosmom]

Quote by RICHARD:

HO HO HO- anyone???

Who you calling a HO dude?(*HIC)

Slick,

How does one GET those dreams anyway?? So far I've dreamed of Kelly Osbourne giving me 12 joints to stuff in my bra to hide.

Must be sumthin I ate.

[lbaker]

OK, and I'm trying to be sooo good Can't even try right now. Here we go again & I ain't just in the mood. damn bitch HAIDY HAIDY HAIDY HOO, HAIDY HIEDY HIGHTY HIE !

[Dogz]

Originally posted by RICHARD

Dogz,

DONE!

You gave me french fries and a Dr. Pepper right? My moods (and tastebuds) change so often.
If you gave the wrong order I will have to do something to you, Santa Claus!

[Corinna]

Well I'm glad to see the regulars are here at Dicks. I finally got the photos from my demo yesterday. I have my bunny Wee One in my arms he's 14 years old. The gal in the red and white sweater is one of the chldrens libarians. Hope you all enjoy it.
Santa Baby I want a cute little boxer puppy.

[Dogz]

*pats 'Santa' on the back*
Oh, you know I wouldn't do anything to dear ol' Santa, with Christmas so near!

[Miss Meow]

Wow, the place is jumping already!

I'll have a Painless please

Zippy and Logan: congratulations! Good luck, 2kitties. And Laurie, I hope your boss gets hit by the curse of a thousand angry shoppers when she does her Christmas shopping.

We just finished our Christmas shopping and you guys are lucky to be in the northern hemisphere cool weather. Here, all the teenybopper girls are doing the mall hopping thang in eeny weeny hipster pants - BUTT CRACKS ARE EVIL, EVIL THINGS AND SHOULD NOT BE SEEN, EVEN ON 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS!

[Cincy'sMom]

Originally posted by Miss Meow
BUTT CRACKS ARE EVIL, EVIL THINGS AND SHOULD NOT BE SEEN, EVEN ON 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS!

AMEN!!

Just say no to crack!

[zippy-kat]

Originally posted by Miss Meow
Here, all the teenybopper girls are doing the mall hopping thang in eeny weeny hipster pants - BUTT CRACKS ARE EVIL, EVIL THINGS AND SHOULD NOT BE SEEN, EVEN ON 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS!

First and foremostest, THANK YOU guys for the compliments! I've been feeling pretty yuck lately--not sick yuck but depressed yuck. This has been a pick-me-up!


Santa, I would like cards for Christmas.... Visa, Master, Discover, whatever.... so long as the bill ships to YOUR name and address.

This whole Santa thing reminds me ....
When my sis was little I had her talked into asking Santa to "pull her finger." She agreed (oh the fun of little kids!) but then Mom found out the plan and wouldn't let either one of us near Santa.
Alyssa finally threw a fit; Mom caved in but only after having sis promise she wouldn't ask him the finger "trick." Alyssa promised then promptly hopped up on Santa's lap and says, "YOU HAVE BAD BREATH!"
PRICELESS!



Nicole, sure those girls aren't apprenticing for a plumber? eek!

[K9karen]

Woo! Woo! Congrats Tonya! Quick! There's just enough time left to add another straw to my bottle of wine....it's Friday morn already?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Miss Meow
Wow, the place is jumping already!

I'll have a Painless please

Zippy and Logan: congratulations! Good luck, 2kitties. And Laurie, I hope your boss gets hit by the curse of a thousand angry shoppers when she does her Christmas shopping.

We just finished our Christmas shopping and you guys are lucky to be in the northern hemisphere cool weather. Here, all the teenybopper girls are doing the mall hopping thang in eeny weeny hipster pants - BUTT CRACKS ARE EVIL, EVIL THINGS AND SHOULD NOT BE SEEN, EVEN ON 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS!

a PAINLESS on the way!!

DONE!

"Paris Hilton shows her's......You are so UNFAIR"


Zip,

Pull SANTA'S finger or no card for you!


DONE!