DotD please!!

And how 'bout a Saddam joke to get things started...

It has been reported that Saddam Hussain was captured this morning by US Special
Forces. The Ace of spades was found in a small spider hole near Tikrit

When asked how they found him it was explained that moments earlier United
States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across the area, and the little
prick just popped up.