After a few deaths by hemorrhage, side effects- I love those disclaimers on the telly--you may go blind, your arse may hurt or you will grow tufts of hair in you nasal/ear passages, Do not take if you are nursing, but it's quite alright for doctors!!- and the stupid people-who-took-it- and-get-preggers-anyway lawsuits it will get pulled of the shelf for a little 'fine tuning'.

Everything is solved with a pill.

I can eat until my stomach explodes if I take a Pepcid AC, Never cough again with what ever pill
that replaces an inhaler and make love like a bunny with Viagra.....

BTW, I must be a gas to sit around after you are done waiting for the 'tide to ebb'.....As you get older the urge to breathe is far more important than the urge to procreate. How I know this I do not know

Imagine the look of surprise on your face when the
PLUS sign becomes visible on the 'stick'...

"But I followed Plan B"!

No go....Responsibility doesn't cost a cent.