I made a poem-ish for Cataholic by tweaking the lyrics of Montana's State Song (http://www.50states.com/songs/mont.htm).

But first....
1. No laughing.
2. No cat is better than another.
3. I'm an amateur.

Montana

Tell me of that furry soul mate
Now one of the Tuxie Crew,
Tell of his beauties grand
And his heart so true.
Dark sheen that all admire
The brat I love the best
My heart so quickly won
My home so truly blessed.

Montana, Montana,
Blacker than the rest
Of all the states Cataholic’s home boasts,
You're easily the best.
Montana, Montana,
You’re part of the herd through and through
M-O-N-T-A-N-A,
Montana, I love you.

WELCOME HOME, MONTE!!!