I think Richard is ignoring me, , just because he stepped on my head with those big feet of his, and I look funny because of this big footprint on my forehead. Everytime he looks at me he just points and laughs. Maybe I will have to cut bangs in my hair so I'm not so funny looking.

I really need something very strong to drink, don't anybody offer me any coffee either, and I still feel all those pits in my tummy, wish somebody had told me there were pits in the cherries. I thought they were supposed to be crunchy!

Oh well, I think I will go crawl under the coats again and hide.